Coot

To masterbate or to get pleasured, or to cum

I coot at least five times a day.
I cooted all over the place.
I cooted her in the car as she drove.

by Reilly Clarence Parkes September 4, 2016

Coot

a VAGINA COOCHIE COOCH PUSS PUSS!
also cooter cooty

"Can I slap your coot?"

by Cooty Clinty November 11, 2003

coots

a meanie name for ickypoo old men

look at those hairs in his ears! he's an old coot!

by minderella January 9, 2005

coot

A coot is vile person, or can be a synonym for another fowl, a gamecock. It is especially related to sports teams with that name and their fans.

The coots lost the football game.

Jorts, or jean shorts, are a staple in the wardrobe of a coot.

The coot said the SEC's worst team was better than any other conference's best. Therefore, the coots are the champions of the other conferences.

by bb3_rm26 December 30, 2011

coots

Someone incredibly stupid or that has done something really foolish.

Friend: Yeah, i fell down those stairs because i didn't tie my shoe laces.
Other: Man, you're such a coots!

by Zen march January 25, 2012

Coot

The root word of "cooter" which refers to a woman's vagina.

Ever since I slept with John, my coot has been itchin' somethin' fierce!

by Adam Rothchild May 23, 2004

Coot

Another word for cute. A cuter way of saying cute. Usually used among couples and best friends.

Jenny is so coot.
We are so coot.
Don't they look like a coot couple?

by The deadly mango (eden) April 2, 2014