Clyde is a thing that makes no sense. It can be used in many different situations and has many different meanings. It will be used as a nickname for friends.
That looks like a clyde. Oh my lord clyde what are you doing
by greenisourleader69 Gilly gilly October 30, 2018
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A beautiful penguin of a boy
also, a brilliant apple fanboy
God Damn, That is one Clydey P
by DLART February 11, 2019
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A dirty town filled with wanna be shooters & “gang” members. Everyone lives off drama and gossip. They think their weed is so good it’s straight mids. everyone’s on probation. kids that are in high school are addicted to coke & smoke meth. The cops there are straight dicks if they’re behind you, you’re getting pulled over and searched for sure. Everyone there gets cancer cuz of how foul it is.
Ur gf from Clyde? So u got HERPES herpes
by Yoyoyogoodvibes350 September 20, 2018
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Fat, lazy, makes fun of you when he/she/IT comes over. Needs to lay of the twinkys; A clyde pushup: knee pushup (or a girl push up)
God, you cant even do a clyde pushup? Thats pathetic
by DJ. EZ Rock November 6, 2008
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Clyding : verb the act of secluding and or covertly moving (ghosting) around your place of employment while accomplishing almost nothing for 8 hrs while clocked in and remaining gainful employment.

Clyding is usually accompanied by scowling and complaining threatening to quite ; and feeling of utter unhappiness.
Bob came in in a bad mood . Ugh he’s going to be clyding all day.
by CJ Mermaid October 12, 2020
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Total Dumb Ass. Has to think about it to breathe on his own.
That guy is a Clyde ! How does he breathe on his own?
by #herohutch#CFD#1 January 10, 2018
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