A covert slang term used to describe any opiates like Percodan, OxyContin, et cetera.

So named because of the constipation side effect caused by using and/or abusing opiates. Opiates may also cause the patient to experience a decreased urge to defecate.



Originates from Bergen County, NJ - Yo, Yo, Yo - Top of the food chain!!!

(Standing in line at Walgreens)

Q. Hey John, What are you doing at the pharmacy again?

A. I'm just waiting in line picking up some colon cloggers for my shoulder injury. Jaz keeps eating them like tic tac's and now she is having poopie issues...

I think you should get some stool softeners too!

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person that clogs toilets because they fail to flush as they go
Mikey is a toilet clogger because he fails to flush as he goes
by Marvelous Momma November 18, 2010
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A montrous defication of explosive bull ass proportions that binds the bowl up and prevents flushing. Not to be confused with a bowl cracker which is a dense and solid shit that fractures the porcelain.
I had to call roto-rooter again because I launched another bowl clogger.
by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003
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Nick : Did you see that girl’s tits?
Dan : Yeah. Fucking toilet cloggers.
by The_Streets October 7, 2017
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the opposite of a "cock-blocker", it's when a girl is denied advances by another person stepping in and talking to the party of interest. said person can be either male or female, as long as they interfere with the possibility of a hook-up
"Ladybird was such a cunt clogger tonight... I couldn't get any action."

"I just got cunt-clogged by that Ladybird, what the ef!"

by Amanda Heisey March 2, 2008
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Everybody is familiar with the term "cock blocker" - a person that prevents a man from fullfilling his sexual desires with a woman.

A "pussy clogger" is a person that prevents a woman from fullfilling her sexual desires with a man.

A pussy clogger is usually found at social events such as bars or fraternity parties that are frequented by young coeds. The pussy can be clogged through a variety of mechanisms. Most famously, the "I`m tired, let`s go home" girl. Or even worse, the "Let`s go eat pizza and puke it up" girl. Or the "I drank too much vodka, please hold my pony tail back as I vomit" girl. Or the horrible, "I`m going to sit in the corner and watch you with a snide, critical eye that really masks my burning jealously and makes you feel self consious" girl.
by BT aka Tweekmaster 2000 August 15, 2006
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