Clem

Someone who isn't very good at powerboating, but passed their dinghy instructor's.

"Oh god, there's a Clem at the helm"

by Ablutions Limitied July 18, 2019

clem

hella lit boyfriend.
adorable. sometimes jelly, but that's adorable.
never fails to make me smile even when I'm sad.
super supportive.
has a nice hairdo.
I'd wish for more clems on earth but I want clem to be only mine.
I love you clem.
please never change.

Lena: So I'm writing this shitty definition even though I know it will get lotta hate.
Also Lena: Oh right, Clem's worth it.

by Clemily March 30, 2018

clemming

to talk nonsensically about utter tripe, babbling incoherently from one conversation to another.

"dale came round last night, he was clemming his arse off about the new fifa game"

by canny48 October 4, 2008

Clem

1)A term for an employee or co-worker who is slower than most and often makes many mistakes even after considerable time on the job. The term Clem can be said to there face because they are often unaware what it means.

2)A term for a friend, roommate, hallmate, or general acquaintance that makes dumb decisions when sober and even dumber decisions when drunk and continues to make such dumb decisions because they black-out and forget what they have done the previous night.

"Wow Rickey is such a Clem he went up to Emily's room last night and tried to open her door by rubbing his dick on her door knob."

by B-Rad010 October 28, 2012

clem

a hillbilly hick who's dumber than shit

I hope this trip in the woods will not be like "Deliverance"
I don't wanna get raped by a clem.

by Eric Monti September 18, 2005

Clem

An alternative and efficient way to say "clementine"

"Celia, pass me a juicy clem"

by bungalowbaby December 14, 2016

clem

A small and tight opening, which can be easily accessed.

My hand got stuck in the clem when I was reaching in.

by jabba's clem June 16, 2011