A term for masterbation that is usually used as a code to keep in quiet so people will think your talking about "the holidays"
Kevin closed the door 🚪 smiling. 1 minute later the door swung open. His mother caught him christmas fanning in the bathroom. She quickly closed the door covering her eyes.
by Eddie kaspbrak 🎈 December 19, 2017
Offline for Christmas is a challenge taking place from the 16th to 23rd of December.
To sucessfully finish the challenge participants have to stay away from the internet, especially Social Media, for the week from the 16th to 23rd of December.
This challenge was created to get people closer together in real life and help them develop the real Christmas feeling.
To sucessfully finish the challenge participants have to stay away from the internet, especially Social Media, for the week from the 16th to 23rd of December.
This challenge was created to get people closer together in real life and help them develop the real Christmas feeling.
James: "This year I'll finish Offline for Christmas."
Lara: "Come join me with Offline for Christmas this year. I want the real Christmas feeling so bad."
Lara: "Come join me with Offline for Christmas this year. I want the real Christmas feeling so bad."
by Offline for Christmas December 15, 2019
Big guy: "Why are you celebrating Christmas as Jesus's birthday?"
Little guy: "Don't give me that Christmas offense, that's what Christmas is for!"
Little guy: "Don't give me that Christmas offense, that's what Christmas is for!"
by Seshie January 11, 2009
That one guy who likes to think he's spreading Christmas cheer but in reality he's trying too hard and failing in the mean time
by Ya.Boi November 4, 2017
when a schizophrenic male comes into your home and collects all of your personal belongings, removes photos from their frames, and then proceeds to sort them into color coordinated piles. finally the male calls for the family to gather and begin the celebration, all taking place at an obscure hour of the night.
Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to startle you. I wanted to surprise y’all with a nice Swiss Christmas.
when a schizophrenic male comes into your home and collects all of your personal belongings, removes photos from their frames, and then proceeds to sort them into color coordinated piles. finally the male calls for the family to gather and begin the celebration, all taking place at an obscure hour of the night.
Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to startle you. I wanted to surprise y’all with a nice Swiss Christmas.