Verb. To Chaney something or someone is to inflict physical or mental damage to them so they can no longer operate in the required way, if at all. Much like Vice President Dick Chaney.
'Dude, Steve was bein' a dick last night'
'Chaney the motherfucker, man!'
by Olembe May 18, 2008
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That guy that does all that crazy shit. You know, the Snapple addict? He's basically a real version of Dwight Schrute from The Office.
You don't get a name like Joe Chaney at birth, you have to EARN it.
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Shooting someone with a shotgun at close range.
I ran up on this dude with the shotty and Dick Chaney'd his ass!
by vaguegus March 7, 2006
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Noun: A Chaney Incident is an occurence where some-one makes a complete fool out of themselves, seemingly by their own free will because they were secretly manipulated to do something demeaning or embarrassing by two or more other people. The manipulation cannot be peer pressure, it must be some means of deception or trickery.
"Dan looked like a complete idiot doing a striptease and stroking his eyebrows on that Croatian public beach."

"Yeah I know, we convinced him we'd be laughing with him and that everyone would think he was a comedian."

"Ah! Sounds like a typical Chaney Incident"
by Membranaa March 8, 2010
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The hunter of hunters. He will shoot you with a shotgun...hunting some of the smallest birds out there. Good job!
I'm sorry, but I'm in this hospital. Why? Oh, I got dick chaney'd.
by mattblak February 14, 2006
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When it becomes obvious that a vice president should push for more spending in education instead of wars because even after 8 years in office, people cant spell his retard name. dick cheney
"hey john lets skip class and go watch that speech by garge bash and dick chaney"
by seph1ce June 19, 2008
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Sexual manuver, in which one person ejectulates into the face of their partner
I pulled a Dick Chaney on Lisa last nightand had a hunting accident all over her face
by Chrislol March 3, 2006
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