A Yassification Ceremony is a common ritual amongst the younger generations of this century. Participants choose one lucky person to partake in the ceremony, and together, they complete the steps to properly Yassify the participant.
Step 1: the group must gather in a circle around the chosen one. They all strip the participant of their clothing, and douse them in a flammable oil.
Step 2: a candy cane is handed to the participant who is now naked and covered in oil, and the participant must whittle it down to a sharp point using their mouth.
Step 3: the candy cane will then be used to carve an X into the participants torso; starting from the rib cage down to the hip bones.
(If the candy cane breaks during this process, another may be supplied, but step 2 must be repeated. If the second one breaks, the ceremony will cease, and the chosen one will be cast out, never to achieve Yassification.)
Step 4: Using the blood from the X carved into their stomach, the participant will rise, and drip the blood oil mixture into a fire pit.
Step 5: the fire will be lit, and all will rejoice.
After the ceremony is over, participants usually celebrate by dancing around the fire, and eating lots of candy canes. The successful participant in the ceremony is blessed with the gift of Yass, and is guaranteed to become Yassified in the following years.
Step 1: the group must gather in a circle around the chosen one. They all strip the participant of their clothing, and douse them in a flammable oil.
Step 2: a candy cane is handed to the participant who is now naked and covered in oil, and the participant must whittle it down to a sharp point using their mouth.
Step 3: the candy cane will then be used to carve an X into the participants torso; starting from the rib cage down to the hip bones.
(If the candy cane breaks during this process, another may be supplied, but step 2 must be repeated. If the second one breaks, the ceremony will cease, and the chosen one will be cast out, never to achieve Yassification.)
Step 4: Using the blood from the X carved into their stomach, the participant will rise, and drip the blood oil mixture into a fire pit.
Step 5: the fire will be lit, and all will rejoice.
After the ceremony is over, participants usually celebrate by dancing around the fire, and eating lots of candy canes. The successful participant in the ceremony is blessed with the gift of Yass, and is guaranteed to become Yassified in the following years.
“Do you think we should have a Yassification Ceremony tonight?”
“I cannot believe Racheal failed her Yassification Ceremony. What dumb bitch can’t suck a candy cane without breaking it??
“I cannot believe Racheal failed her Yassification Ceremony. What dumb bitch can’t suck a candy cane without breaking it??
by Okayokayokaystayaway November 30, 2021
In the hip hop world the most confused word would be MC the word is obvious to be Master of Ceremonies,but what does it mean. In order for music in general to put your mind at ease in a state of relaxation, it needs to trigger your left and right lobes in the brain, they have to be in ceremony there for the people that are emcing have to put you in harmony.
When a tribe called quest says that the term mc means master of ceremonies and that most mc dont know what that term means.
by onlyermo October 3, 2006
I partook in a deflowering ceremony with one of my sisters mates after she got pissed at her school social.
by Alex Pump May 20, 2003
When you create something or take part in an activity with intention and presence. First heard in reference to cacao ceremonies.
Friend 1: Please come to my cacao ceremony next weekend.
Friend 2: That sounds fun. I've never been. Where do you get your cacao? Is it just Hershey's chocolate?
Friend 1: No, it's ceremonial grade cacao sourced from Peru with intention from the farmers and it's fair trade.
Friend 2: Sounds like an even higher grade and more pure than pharmaceutical grade anything...
Friend 1: Exactly. I can't wait to hear your intention at the ceremony. And next up, we'll have a cannabis ceremony with ceremonial grade cannabis.
Friend 2: That sounds fun. I've never been. Where do you get your cacao? Is it just Hershey's chocolate?
Friend 1: No, it's ceremonial grade cacao sourced from Peru with intention from the farmers and it's fair trade.
Friend 2: Sounds like an even higher grade and more pure than pharmaceutical grade anything...
Friend 1: Exactly. I can't wait to hear your intention at the ceremony. And next up, we'll have a cannabis ceremony with ceremonial grade cannabis.
by ceremonialgrade October 25, 2017
When in pet play, a form of bdsm relationship, a pet and his/her owner/master etc... Are ready to give the pet a collar. The best way to describe a collaring ceremony is like a marriage. It can be either private or public. These ceremonies should be planned out and thought about vividly, like an actual wedding.
Collaring Ceremony: the point between a pet and owner, master, mistress where the pet is given a special collar to show they are owned. It is similar to a marriage and completey consensual.
Owner- "I'm ready to give you a special collar. You are the one who deserves it."
Pet- "really!! I'm so happy!!"
Owner- "I'm ready to give you a special collar. You are the one who deserves it."
Pet- "really!! I'm so happy!!"
by Collaredfox January 28, 2016
Something all people do after fingering a girl. If you've ever fingered a girl before, you know exactly what I'm talking about. "checking the goods" is one way of putting it.
"So I finally fingered Delilah"
"...and everything was in order"
"Yeah I did the ceremonial sniff, everything checks out ok"
"...and everything was in order"
"Yeah I did the ceremonial sniff, everything checks out ok"
by fidge July 2, 2015
An historic event in which the female falls to her knees, bows her head and closes her eyes to signify her preparedness for the honor. Her sex-friend places his schlong first on her left shoulder, then her right. As the soon-to-be knight lifts her head to rise to her feet, she is met by a cockslap with the strength of a thousand suns.
-I wanted to have sex to her, but she wasn't of noble descent...
-That's too bad that you couldn't get busy on her.
-Well we just had to have a knighting ceremony first...then we smashed.
-That's too bad that you couldn't get busy on her.
-Well we just had to have a knighting ceremony first...then we smashed.
by jouststrap July 21, 2011