by 8Chris8 January 30, 2011
you're having a stroke.
by inksquiddo September 1, 2021
by BlaZe April 7, 2004
(N). A myspace girl with a cute innocent name (ex. Brave Little Toaster) and decent flattering photos, who in real life actually looks like burned toast and is not so innocent after all! Burnt toast is often found at local rock shows drunk, suggesting sexual favors and locked in the bathroom applying makeup/taking pictures.
Woa. Did see Burnt Toast at the bar? She was saying she wanted a boob job so she could give some guy a tittyfuck! I thought her myspace said she was sxe!
by Jenevieve V. September 20, 2007
When you, unfortunately, burn your toast the police come to your house and shoot it. You were also caught in the crossfire and died. You are in hell at this current moment.
by the urban diktionary August 3, 2021
Princy: gosh you're so smart
Amanda: not really. not compared to the rest of my graduating class, things are getting tougher with this economy.
Princy: oh, burnt toast.
Amanda: not really. not compared to the rest of my graduating class, things are getting tougher with this economy.
Princy: oh, burnt toast.
by Amanda Kristine March 30, 2009
Term for someone lazy to redo something they just messed up, or too comfortable to change a situation for the better.
Literal Example: Making breakfast in the morning & you burn the toast, there are 3 choices: 1) You bin it and go without breakfast 2) You scrape some of the burnt stuff off or 3) You eat it as is. But under no circumstances do you make fresh toast.
Mike: Bob is always whining about how his girlfriend never does anything around the house, I can't understand why he doesnt do anything about it.
Geoff: Burnt toast my friend, burnt toast.
Mike: Bob is always whining about how his girlfriend never does anything around the house, I can't understand why he doesnt do anything about it.
Geoff: Burnt toast my friend, burnt toast.
by Sketchey December 14, 2007