Commonly said after a phrase or sentence which one does not intend sexual meaning, but would indeed be amusing if a female had made the statement in a sexual manner.
Tom: "Think I could use your air compressor to blow out my sprinkler system before winter?"
John: "No, it's probably too small. I just have a little tiny one."
(laughing) Jonathan: "That's what she said!"
John: "No, it's probably too small. I just have a little tiny one."
(laughing) Jonathan: "That's what she said!"
by tiopepe82 October 02, 2009
by Paddy92 March 15, 2007
Four simple words that can be used as a reply to a sexually suggestive comment. Known to make people laugh their asses off.
Example A: In the classroom, talking about a test.
Student A "Wow, that's really hard!"
Student B "That's what she said!"
Example B: Talking about a fragile object
Man A "Pull it out slowly."
Man B "That's what she said!"
Example C: At a hotel, describing the room key
Clerk "Put it in, then take it out fast."
Man "That's what she said!"
Student A "Wow, that's really hard!"
Student B "That's what she said!"
Example B: Talking about a fragile object
Man A "Pull it out slowly."
Man B "That's what she said!"
Example C: At a hotel, describing the room key
Clerk "Put it in, then take it out fast."
Man "That's what she said!"
by Andre "Shinigami" G. August 22, 2008
Remark intended to make a normal statement sexual. Some people use this against statements that couldn't be construed sexually, thus making it very annoying.
Guy 1: "You suck"
Guy 2: "That's what she said"
Guy 1: "Dude stop it"
Guy 2: "That's what she said!"
Guy 1: "That one wasn't even funny!"
Guy 2: "That's what she said!!"
Guy 1: "Dude, keep it up and I'll stab you!"
Guy 2: "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!... hey wait that one actually work- *Gets punched out by Guy 1* OWWW!! That was rough!"
Guy 1: "That's what she said"
Guy 2: "That's what she said"
Guy 1: "Dude stop it"
Guy 2: "That's what she said!"
Guy 1: "That one wasn't even funny!"
Guy 2: "That's what she said!!"
Guy 1: "Dude, keep it up and I'll stab you!"
Guy 2: "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!... hey wait that one actually work- *Gets punched out by Guy 1* OWWW!! That was rough!"
Guy 1: "That's what she said"
by Dimestoreman March 02, 2010
"Johnny, let me hold your wood for a second."
"That's what she said!"
"You drilled this in pretty deep, Johnny."
"That's what she said! Hahaha!"
"Stop!! Seriously. How old are you?"
"That's what she said."
"That's what she said!"
"You drilled this in pretty deep, Johnny."
"That's what she said! Hahaha!"
"Stop!! Seriously. How old are you?"
"That's what she said."
by Iaretehpwnz1997 June 19, 2009
A popular sexual innuendo used to make others--and ultimately, yourself--laugh.
In other words, you use it when the person says something that a girl might say during sexual intercourse.
In other words, you use it when the person says something that a girl might say during sexual intercourse.
Colton: You get the top; I will be the bottom.
Jake: That's what she said
Jake: Oh shit! It's stuck in there!
Colton: That's what she said.
Football Coach: That's right boys; nice and steady- not too fast, not too slow; just at the right speed.
Jake & Colton: That's what she said.
Jake: That's what she said
Jake: Oh shit! It's stuck in there!
Colton: That's what she said.
Football Coach: That's right boys; nice and steady- not too fast, not too slow; just at the right speed.
Jake & Colton: That's what she said.
by TheWiseKid February 10, 2009
*In context with homework*
"Tomorro i'll make it hard!" -Teacher
"No sir, don't make it hard!" -Class
"No I will, hard is good!" -Teacher
"No sir, not hard! Big is good!" -Class
"That's what she said!"-Cool guy at the back
-"I don't want to get my juices all over your bench."
-"That's what she said!"
-"Lets see if we can get it to squirt into an arch into your mouth!"
-"That's what she said!!"
-"Im pregnant..."
-"That's what she said... Oh... Crap..."
More at http://www.thatswhatshesaid.co.nz/
"Tomorro i'll make it hard!" -Teacher
"No sir, don't make it hard!" -Class
"No I will, hard is good!" -Teacher
"No sir, not hard! Big is good!" -Class
"That's what she said!"-Cool guy at the back
-"I don't want to get my juices all over your bench."
-"That's what she said!"
-"Lets see if we can get it to squirt into an arch into your mouth!"
-"That's what she said!!"
-"Im pregnant..."
-"That's what she said... Oh... Crap..."
More at http://www.thatswhatshesaid.co.nz/
by DJ Scuffy March 02, 2009