Da smart-alacky remark dat you glibly toss back at your "little
princess/pumpkin" date's
father when he warns you, "Whatever you do to my daughter, I'll do to you."
Demurely telling your new gal's
dad, "That's fine --- I'm bi" may indeed be sarcastically amusing by implying dat you would actually ENJOY having said paternal dude make you "take it up
da bum", but said remark could also "backfire" (pun not intended, but it works well here!), especially if dat family is of the conservative-minded variety... even if they
don't truly believe dat you actually meant it, they may still be highly offended at
da flippant "either/or" sexual reference, and so the girl may no longer wish to date you, and her parents may not want their
precious Miss Vulnerable to be hanging around with "some foul-mouthed/coarse-minded dude" like you.