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think off 

The ability to orgasm without sexual intercourse. As demonstrated on Strange Sex on OWN Network, it involves people lying on the floor, laughing or moaning, and flailing their arms and legs.
Person 1: Dude, I just totally think offed in class.

Person 2: I was wondering why you were moaning and hitting me in the face...
think off by I'm so confused May 13, 2012

bit off more than I could chew 

To try to do more than you are able to do.
I think I bit off more than I could chew when I agreed to paint this house by myself.

bite off more than one can chew

Try to do more then you can handle.
You might bite off more than one can chew if you I take a second job at night.

Tweeted Off More than I can Chew

Tweeted Off More than I can Chew - verb:

1. Making bold requests or statements on Twitter with positive replies forcing you to either do what you said or requested, or back down...but in reality, you had no intention of doing what you tweeted.

2. Asking someone to do something for you, or telling them that you will do something on Twitter, then having to admit you aren't going to do or need what you tweeted when called on it with a reply.

3. Tweeting a celebrity with an action just to get their attention, then getting a reply from them agreeing to the action..then having to retweet that you weren't serious, and you never thought they would reply.

4. Tweeting anything that makes you look like an idiot when you get 'called' on it, and have to admit you never thought anybody would reply and 'call' you on it.
I'tweeted off more than I can chew' when I asked Kelly Clarkson to marry me, and she said YES!. And I'm already married.

I 'tweeted off more than I can chew' by asking Mike Ditka to come to his birthday party, and he retweeted and asked for an address, date and time.

After a few hours at the bar, I 'tweeted off more than I can chew' when I tweeted the whole ladies gymnastics team to meet me at my apartment...and they did..

hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof 

So extremely pissed off that your face turns red, smoke comes out of your ears and you go almost insane
Dave: Hey John what happened?
John: Bill took the last can of soup out of the cupboard.
Dave: That sucks.
John: Yeah, I was hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

bite off more than what u can chew

to take on a task that is too big
i don't think that u can lift that large rock, don't try to bite off more than what u can chew..