Tlock 

Equivalent to “E”, a response to a statement, usually funny or disturbing.

*someone texts sacreligious cursed meme to group chat
*someone else responds with Tlock(usually Daniel)

Tlock by Bea🐝 February 19, 2020

tgoc 

Two Girls One Cup

Hey baby, are you and your sister feeling kinky? Come to my place and tgoc.

tgoc by crazy yomofo August 18, 2009

tglover 

To shill your own auctions, or to drive up a price by selling an item to a person, then telling that person that you have another offer on.

Can also related to selling an item, and then switching it or grossly overvaluing the items, in the hopes the person has traveled far enough to just take the item anyway.

I paid the guy $500 and he tglovered me with a shoddy knock off.

I was bidding on the auction, but the seller tglovered the price up.

Sure I tglovered, but I wanted to get a better price. I could have done worse, and been an aglover it.

tglover by MacCrew November 7, 2012

TGOC 

The Gamer on Crack

"Is that TGOC?" -Normies
"Is that The Gamer on Crack?" - Memelord

TGOC by xVizonary May 16, 2017

Teloctopussy

when a girl inks out of her vagina like an octopus

teloctopussy

Teloctopussy by Riley kimball November 19, 2015

telocub

A telocub (also "telo cub" or "telo-cub") is the reversal or inverse of "pedobear" (pedo bear, pedo-bear) where a minor stalks or sexually harasses or inappropriately touches an adult. Could be mistaken for a form of attachment disorder or even Aspberger's Syndrome. "telo-" is the prefix for adult or mature.

syn: telo cub, telo-cub
ant: pedobear, pedo bear, pedo-bear

The telocub thought her teacher was cute, so she hugged him ...then held on for a bit longer...and the teacher felt a bit uncomfortable.

telocub by photogs79 April 24, 2010

Telocal 

Someone who is idiotically funny, meaning that their such an idiot their funny

Person 1: That guy is such a telocal!
Person 2: I know right!

Telocal by SugarAsh November 29, 2021