On the way to the Whataburger, I needed to pee but had missed the last off ramp, so I took a Texas exit to get to the gas station. -or- When I was telling Billy how to get to my house, instead of waiting for the next off ramp, he immediately made a Texas exit.
by TomKas July 19, 2008
When you're jammed in traffic in the state of Texas and you've had enough of not moving, sitting in the Texas sun sweating like a jackass, you drive off the side of the interstate at a 45 degree angle through the ditch in your pickup truck.
by GGAustin August 11, 2011
I had a hankering for some anal but all I could find in my cupboard was sweet baby rays so we had to do the Texas exit
by Lo down and dirty January 31, 2017
The use of an actor with a chainsaw to encourage haunted house guests to speedily depart. Derived from the horror film "Texas Chainsaw Massacre."
by playboyhalloween October 28, 2017