testicular hubris

A psychological disorder similar to narcissism, but focusing on genitalia.

When a man feels too good about himself, he becomes over prideful and cocky. This can be projected onto his testicles, causing pride of his genitals or testicular hubris.

m1k3y: I don't understand: why abumphone always gotta be reaching for my bolas when i am not looking
<@m1k3y> are we walking about my world famous big penis
<@m1k3y> or my record breaking bolas
Mikey suffers from testicular hubris.

by bextra September 10, 2020

Testicular nut blast

When you cum inside someone so much you feel a small explosion from your nuts into whatever you are jizzing into.

UGH BABE I'M GONNA HAVE A TESTICULAR NUT BLAST.

by nutty profesor August 13, 2017

testicular cancel

When you go to buy and you don’t it’s like doing but rather then continuing you just stop

Last night my mom walked in so I had to testicular cancel

by Fheibrbeoshfbfj August 11, 2021

Testicular Exoskeleton

When your scrote is cold and shrinks up forming rigid creases not allowing To shave properly.

"Man, last night was rough. I couldn't even shave my balls completely due to the testicular exoskeleton I had goin on."

by CardiacBuffalo April 18, 2014

testicular injury

The worst type of injury a man can endure

PLEASE KILL ME!!!- a man who suffered a testicular injury

by Nekminnit4 April 9, 2016

testicular intervention

What any ball-swinging male would do for any of his buddies once they start listening to Tame Impala because of some hippy chick they are banging this month.

We have to execute a testicular intervention for Brandon. He said he is taking Madison to see Hamilton in Kinnebuckport next Friday.

by Umm111 September 13, 2020

testicular capacity

Alternative way of saying “You don’t have the balls”

Jake Ryan lacks the testicular capacity to perform the motions of intercourse.

by razortazy February 4, 2021