Testicular Manslaughter 

The act of killing someone or placing said person in a pain-induced coma via extreme blunt-force trauma to the balls. Additional injuries besides popped testicles often includes a bruised or broken pelvis. Death is usually of a heart attack brought on by shock due to the incredible pain that is felt within the first few seconds of receiving the injury.

Dude... That guy's not breathing...
What? No way... All I did was hit him in the junk.
With what? You're grandma's fruitcake?
.... A sledgehammer.
WHAT!?! Dude! That's testicular manslaughter!
Dude, chill... It was in self-defense so-
FUCK THAT! This guy is dead... Where's the sledgehammer you used?
Right here, why?
Grab it because we're getting the fuck outta here!

Testicular Manslaughter by H4v0c February 6, 2012

Testicular Manslaughter 

Unintentional death on account of choking on gonads.

Cause of death: Testicular Manslaughter

Testicular Manslaughter by CrowFace October 8, 2006

testicular manslaughter 

an occasion when some one is killed only by the use of one's testicles. usually done by well hung testicles and blunt force or choking.

i tea bagged your mom so hard i was charged with testicular manslaughter when they found her body.

testicular manslaughter by rocky wolf April 3, 2010

Testicular Manslaughter 

A severe, public emasculation by a significant other.

John's wife committed testicular manslaughter when she had him return tampons to the drug store.

Testicular Manslaughter by Reginald Beckwith December 14, 2010

Testicular Manslaughter 

Any contact on the male genitalia that is vicious and uncalled for and causes pain, Done by Accident or on Purpose. That act usually causes the victim to drop to the ground, clutching his junk.

Did you see that testicular manslaughter?? That ball went STRAIGHT for that guys junk.

Did you hear about John and his Testicular Manslaughter?? That should teach him not to cheat on his girlfriend.

Testicular Manslaughter by Kannon Kadaver February 25, 2010

Testicular Manslaughter

The act of murder carried out with the testicals as the primary murder weapon.

Susan choked on Steve's balls last night. Pour things had both balls in her throat. Detective said it was the worst case of "testicular manslaughter" he ever seen

Testicular Manslaughter by Real-life-definitions November 14, 2025