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territorial fae bullshit 

It's when you are having a pleasant conversation with someone, and suddenly a said buzzard decides to act tough and get all pissy.

It's male nonsense.
You'd think that being almost 350 years old they would learn but no.
They need to prove their dominance, puffing out their chest and throwing hands.

*cough*cough*rowan whitethorn

Example; Aelin: Wow, today is so beautiful.

Elide: I know, what a peaceful day.

*crash noises*

Rowan & Lorcan sizing each other up and glaring.

*Aelin sighs

Aelin: Territoral Fae Bullshit.
rowan sizing up someone.
Aelin: Stop with the territorial fae bullshit

territorial fart 

The act of farting in order to clear an area for your own personal enjoyment
When it is difficult to get a lounge seat by pool:

"I'm going to lay down a territorial fart and clear the area so I can get the best lounger, and then no one will be bugging me"
territorial fart by disathome October 11, 2009

Territorial 

Your not jealous your territorial protecting what's yours
I'm not jealous I'm territorial protecting what's mine
Territorial by Anonymous_10000 October 7, 2016

Territorial Cup 

Award given to the winner of the Duel in the Desert: Arizona State University or the University of Arizona.
The battle for the Territorial Cup is one of the most heated rivalries in college football.

The Territorial Cup is the oldest trophy in college football.

The battle for the cup all started in 1899.
Territorial Cup by Chizhi Worm April 28, 2009

Textimonial 

This is a text, ranging from long to very short, confessing something that he/she could not otherwise do face-to-face.
"He sent her a long textimonial, confessing his true love."

"After the party she sent me a textimonial about how much she wanted to jump my bones"
Textimonial by michaliann September 15, 2009

territorial pissing

Song by nirvana...
a term used for marking ones boundary or property.
pissing as a sign for leaving a mark on something.
He held her hands throughout the party...much to the envy of the other men...
that was total territorial pissing from his side.