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Thai Rent-a-wife
Harry's telac kicked him out once the rent was paid, then came knocking on the first of the next month.
Telac by CableHills September 29, 2008
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Tesla Teona Tekla TelaPathY teoman Teslacle tesla coil Teala Teela Tela
She's sweet, caring, kind, hot, smart, and the best person that could ever be in your life. She will never let you down no matter what. She is beyond gorgeous and will be the best girlfriend you could ever have. She will always be there for you and will care and love you no matter what. It will be a little tricky at first but once you get her hooked she will never stop loving you. A loyal, gorgeous, sweet, caring, smart, and talented girl, now thats a tekla.
Person 1: There is this girl, she is so beautiful and caring. I love here so much

Person 2: What's her name? I bet it's Tekla

Person 1: Yup, how did you know?
Tekla by Yeetonabeet December 24, 2018
Teona is a type of person who is beautiful in every way. She strives so much to be perfect she is bond to make the right decisions to not let no one down. She is a true leader who picks the right way instead of following. She has the best since of fashion. She doesnt settle for the same boring thing everyday she has to switch it up. And she doesn't realize she makes people fall in love with her by just being her.
Ur being so teona right now like I just wanna marry you.
Teona by Brownfatguys March 14, 2017
Awesome kid who is active smart and pretty nice.
It is an Asian name.
Damn tenlas got the tekkers
tenla by Tenti December 7, 2016

Tesla Coven 

A group of people who drive Tesla's, live in a mansion, and practice witchcraft. They are the type of people who drink Red Bull with a metal straw to save the turtles.
How can I join the Tesla Coven?
Well, just buy a Red Bull and drink it with a metal straw.
Tesla Coven by Crayon Pop January 25, 2020

Nikola Tesla

In a phrase Nikola Tesla > Charlie Sheen, Nyan Cat, Chuck Norris, and any other so-called win people added, then raised exponentially to the power of a googolplex. This dude invented the polyphase alternating current system, fluorescent lighting, had OCD (especially with the number 3), caused an earthquake, might have invented a time travel machine but blueprints destroyed in lab fire, was the true inventor of radio, helped develop a necessary logic gate called an "AND" gate, and lots more. The best thing he did though, was invent the epic win Tesla Coil.
Nikola Tesla was far more influential on out lives than Edison, yet he gets only a paragraph, if any in textbooks. Nikola Tesla = WIN. And sadly he's dead and asexual. He's also somewhat hot.
Nikola Tesla by Fractal-Pterodactyl December 16, 2011