When you are at the ER and you need to admit a patient to a ward with telemetry surveilance but there just isnt one availiable, you resort to ghetto telemetry: POX-meter and the patient hooked up to the ECG with the nurse ready to print a snapshot every time the heartrate drops below a threshhold with 0.5ml atropine ready at hand.
Doc!! the all the heart telemetry monitors are in use, what do we do?! calm down! Hook him up to a Ghetto Telemetry!
by Dorre August 21, 2007
"why the hell is my computer acting so buggy?"
opens task manager
''Microsoft Compatibility Telemetry taking up 40 decillion gigs of ram please throw out computer and give us more money right now or we'll kill you.
opens task manager
''Microsoft Compatibility Telemetry taking up 40 decillion gigs of ram please throw out computer and give us more money right now or we'll kill you.
by iminhellplshelpahhh December 28, 2024
DANGEROUS TELMETRY THAT CONTROLS WHOLE UNIVERSE
Probaly writen by aliens cia or related.
Knows everything.
Example:
You are reading about nib realms telemetry in urban dictonary.
see?? It knows everything!
Probaly writen by aliens cia or related.
Knows everything.
Example:
You are reading about nib realms telemetry in urban dictonary.
see?? It knows everything!
Hi. I know your are from germany.
10minutes ago u was waching threads about blah.
Nib realms telemetry records everything u type.
10minutes ago u was waching threads about blah.
Nib realms telemetry records everything u type.
by jokbon June 09, 2019
Using an electronic apparatus for transmitting metrics about other people's actions and devices to a distant station; snooping
Your operating system and its 1752 partners care about your privacy. That's why, during regular use of your computer, we will collect telemetry that allows us to see when you use it and for what. The telemetry is used to improve our services.
by lucb1e2 September 02, 2024