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telecommunicative mutual masturbation 

A sex act in which two or more people stimulate themselves sexually, either with hands or toys, while on the phone with each other. This act is often practiced by those in a long distance relationship.
We should get some telecommunicative mutual masturbation action going on; I'm so horny.

telecummunication 

Sexual interactions involving media such as phone, IM'ing, and texting.
They've never met, but they're heavy into telecummunication.

cellular telecomunicational device 

hey my cellular telecomunicational device is a ringin.

telecommunicatively

Telecommunicatively. when one communicates to another person via Telecommunications, they are communicating telecommunicatively
Scott Never answers his phone, he is the most telecommunicatively rude person I have ever met.
telecommunicatively by TravICE July 21, 2010

Telecommutilation 

Any of the type of disturbing, threatening, or grossly uncomfortable phone calls which leaves the recipient of said call feeling like they were just gang raped by a room full of meth-addicted menopausal yetis.
AN EXAMPLE OF TELECOMMUTILATION

*Ring*
YOU: "Hello?"
HER: "Andy, it's Felicity."
YOU: "What's up?"
HER: "Remember you stood me up last Thursday? Remember that guy I introduced you to, the big guy, MMA fighter, Dirk Rockhard? He's my boyfriend now and he said to tell you he's going to rip your fucking spleen out through your asshole."
You: "..."