Teflon Sean

The act of using saran wrap at a massage parlor instead of condoms...

Yeah I used the Teflon Sean wrap job.

Teflon Sean by 696969 teflon bro March 2, 2017

teflon slacker 

Someone who puts off not doing things no matter what significance it has, and when the last minutes comes, decides it wasn't all that important along. Someone not treatable by advisers, tutors, etc.

Studying is crap for me. I'm the teflon slacker.

teflon slacker by mattematics December 7, 2011

Teflon Schlong

A penis belonging to a dude that no matter how many chicks he bangs he never gets a STD!

That dude has banged so many chicks and not even a drip! He must have a Teflon schlong!!

Teflon Schlong by rwalk June 23, 2016

Teflon Slut 

A sexual partner who doesn't get attached.

A sexual partner who just bangs and slips away.

"Dude, you don't need a relationship, you just need to get laid, get yourself a Teflon Slut".

Teflon Slut by Skysong April 1, 2017

Teflon suit 

A type of material, invisible to the naked human eye, that grants the wearer immunity to all forms of duty and responsibility. Commonly found in bureaucratic fields of work, such as city government, state, and federal positions. Any request for work or assistance made towards the wearer of a teflon suit will instantly bounce off, rebounding to the nearest individual not in possession of a teflon suit.

"Hey, did you ask Gary for that bi-weekly report due today?"

"Yeah, I went to his desk to get it, but somehow I ended up on the other side of the building asking Rick for it."

"Sounds like Gary just got his teflon suit back from the dry cleaners."

Teflon suit by Ricky Marty October 20, 2017

Teflon Shield of Narcissism

An amazing feature of certain personality disorders that renders the individual technically immune from even acknowledging the possibility of corrective criticism; thereby preserving inherent self-destructive, exclusivistic tendencies.

So, he does realize that what he's saying is absolute BS and that fact-checking those ridiculous statements will make him look even more detached and idiotic, right?
Ummm, not exactly. Our Crapper in Chief is protected by a Teflon Shield of Narcissism that no logic can penetrate.

Teflon Shield of Narcissism by YAWA April 8, 2020

teflon spray 

an impenetrable barrier, makes any problem someone else's problem

I tried to submit a bug report but the developer applied teflon spray as it was an issue with someone else's code

teflon spray by st.rm November 11, 2017