teenie weenie syndrome

the disorder caused by having a small penis where men will compensate with exessively large, fast, powerful, and/or highly modified vehicles (re: trucks, low riders; crotch rockets)

The cast of "The Fast and the Furious" suffers from teenie weenie syndrome.

teenie weenie syndrome by Keith June 22, 2004

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Eenie weenie teenie weenie shrivels little short dick man by DefNotChase May 6, 2022

teenie weenie sceenie

Absolute Knob heads
They swarm around your local town centre
In brightly coloured "rave" clothing.
They all have black backcombed hair
And get drunk off half a wkd.
They steal cigarettes even though they dont smoke
and if they do. They never inhale.
They think they look amazing
And become cocky in groups
They dont consider themselves emo.
No, they are worse than that.
And none of them realise their boyfriends are gay.

1) Look at all them teenie weenie sceenies "drunk" again.

teenie weenie sceenie by Indie_Cindy123 July 21, 2007

Sceenie Teenie

A young person who is part of an artistic or social "scene"; also, a young person who tries to fit into a "scene", esp. musical, by wearing skin-tight jeans, chuck taylors, sleeveless shirts, girlish hair, rides a rusty beach cruiser and listens to indie bands. Often called "Indie Rats" or "Rat kids" - such young men and women are quick to drop the names of at least 50 bands on their Myspace pages.

Yelled at a group of kids leaving an Indie Rock concert "Sceeeeeenie Teeeeeeeeeenie".

Conversation:

Man, if those sceenie teenies dont turn down that damn music, i'm donna kick them in the dink.

Sceenie Teenie by Prolly October 26, 2005

the teenies 

The coined term for the new decade of 2010-2019, corresponding with the eighties, nineties, naughties, etc.

OMG, i can't believe we're in the teenies already!

the teenies by KangarooJack69 December 25, 2009

teenies

1)(Usually) teenaged girls/boys who try so hard be alternative and not to be part of "mainstream" culture that they get pulled into another "mainstream" culture invented for them while thinking noone else is like them.

2)Usually underage drinkers and usually in early teens. They usually drink too much and take too many drugs often vomiting and needing medical assistance waisting valuable medical staff's time. At the time they may be crying or something similar but then in a few days time this event will go down in theirs and the other teenies minds as a heroic event and they will try to bring up the topic of them vomiting at every possible opurtunity recounting the tale with them as a hero.

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teenies by Meloph August 4, 2006

teenies

Teenies in my eyes are young people (aged 10 - 14) who ty to be like the main subculture around them eg emo scene hxc ect ect. they walk around copying the older sene kids and try to be like them. they claim to like old rock/punk metal ect from the 80's like sex pistols, Ac/Dc, the ramones ect ect. They claim to love bands like enter shikari myspace.com/entershikari and yet get pulled out at almost ever standing show and cant handle pits. they love the colours pink and black and purple and always wear something with skulls on.say the name of a band and within 2weeks it will be ther "fave" band.

OMG i LOVE panic! at the disco the singers soooo hot!! typical teenies

teenies by RaiseHell January 12, 2007