teenage girl syndrome 

n.
The made-up medical term to describe the way a teenage girl always complains about being fat or ugly. Also used as the acronym TGS. Tell a girl it's a medical condition and it's all over with. Trust me

Girl: I'm so fat and ugly. No wonder boys don't like me!
Boy: Well, for one, you're not fat. But you do have chronic and severe TGS.
Girl: TGS?
Boy: Teenage Girl Syndrome.

teenage girl syndrome by Church Of Kaleb July 31, 2005

Teenage Girl Syndrome 

Removing/adding vowels and constants from words while typing or SMS messaging. Other symptoms include, the frequently misspelling of words on purpose, and the overuse of acronyms.

Girl: OMG, lol ur so hawt!

Boy: You seem to be suffering from TGS.

Girl: Whutttttttt?

Boy: Teenage Girl Syndrome

Teenage Girl Syndrome by redword1314 February 7, 2010

teenage girl syndrome 

A complete misunderstanding of the poor self image that many teenage girls have and its origins. Reffering to the tendency that many young girls have to believe they are fat, ugly or worthless ,it completely ignores the pressure placed on all women to be stereotypically beautiful and trivialises eating disorders.

Girl: I feel worthless and ugly and fat and I constantly worry about calories, I can't stand what I see in the mirror.

Boy: Lol you've got Teenage girl syndrome.
Girl: I was about to tell you that I have anorexia and depression....

teenage girl syndrome by Iamhumanperson December 3, 2015

Teenage Girl Typing Style 

A way of typing that is comprehensible to only their own race. Teenage girls. Although the word includes teenage girls the age range for the extremely stupid typing is usually 13-16, the "stupid" phase of the teenage girl race.

Teenage Girl on Facebook 1: omg r u srs lol hve 2 nt uze 2 mny ltters

Teenage Girl on Facebook 2 den it hppend . i ws lke wat???

Teenage Girl on Facebook 3: dat is soooooo coooolllll iii cannnnt holllldddd in my excittttmen

Average-Intelligence Person Talking to Average-Intelligence Friend: I can't stand these fucking retarded Teenage Girl Typing Style posts on facebook.

Teenage Girl Typing Style by I hate American girls March 2, 2011

Slag (Teenage girl) 

A teen girl who shags boys from either year 7, 8, 9, 10 or 11

Jimmy: Bro did you know Alysha is a fat slag who takes dick every day
Jack: Every teen girl is pal

Slag (Teenage girl)

Slag (Teenage girl) by Penislapper June 16, 2023

teenage girls 

theyre all emotional...and moodswingy...and annoying! but ho hum...

teenage girls week:
monday: i love you so much babe!!xxxxx

wednesday: your sucha b*tch-keep away from me!!

Friday: im sorry-can we be friends? xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

sunday: get out of my life you £!?& !!!

teenage girls by inkypinkponky April 29, 2011

teenage girls 

A euphamism for tea - usually used in impolite/private places where mentioning tea itself would be seen as stuffy and/or nerdlike.

Often employed as a coverup for a sentence already begun.

I really fancy some tea... nage girls right now.

No thanks Larry, I don't want any crack cocaine I'd much rather have some hot, black, steamy, tea... nage girls.

None of your 'coffee' for me thanks, I'm English - we prefer to devour, sweet, sweet teenage girls over here.

teenage girls by thesvenhunter October 17, 2006