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A crazy fool that falls "asleep" at random intervals, and has a sudden urge to kill Ben while in his "sleep" . Either by strangling, kicking in the balls, or pushing down stairs. He is believed by one person to be faking it. Many Teesdales have been believed to be ginger.
"Teesdale, are you awake?"
**Teesdale just stares at the questioner with a blank expression**

"Teesdale, why are you looking at Ben with such a murderous expression??"
"Kill Ben."

"Teesdale, whats your name?"
*Teesdale laughs hysterically with a childish giggle, as he punches Ben in the ribs*
Teesdale by Anonymous 2k9 February 5, 2009

middleton in teesdale 

Inbread village in north east england ridden with drugs, fat bastards, badly modified cars, swingers and illegal pubs
middleton in teesdale by Isaac coxs September 12, 2020

Mrs Teasedale 

Woman of sweet nature that smiles an awful lot. A sexy thickie with giant boobs.

Heart of gold, intelligent, fun, sincere and loyal.
Mrs Teasedale is so sweet, you should see her giant boobs!
Mrs Teasedale by MrsT November 26, 2021

Mia Tesdale 

she's good at all school subjects and is a rizzaholic for her boyfriend. She also likes all samy's, even the retarded ones.
Such a MONKEY
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019