Another way of saying you wanna have sex with a woman. The carpet is refering to the vagina.
"Dude, I just wanna tear her carpet up all night long!"

Austin: "Dane, you should totally tear her carpet up later."
Dane: "Okay."
by Austin Stevenson January 18, 2008
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When you need to piss so incredibly bad, that you may possibly tear up the cermamic of the toilet / urinal. Replaceable with phrases such as, "I'm going to carve my name in that ceramic!". This phrase is commonly used when letting go enormous amounts of urine while out for a night of drinking.
I need to piss real bad after all that drinking, nevermind breaking the seal, I'm going to tear up some ceramic.

I really need to tear up some ceramic; I may even carve my initals in that toilet.
by Eric K Anderson September 17, 2007
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To severely injure yourself (especially knees or ankles) in a way that might possibly require surgery while participating in sports such as basketball, football or parkour.
Many basketball fans, particularly in Memphis love to ridicule Zion Williamson for the injuries and weight issues that caused him to miss a significant number of games but fail to mention how high flying Ja is only one dunk away before he'll tear dem shits up himself just like in the 2022 playoffs.
by He-ro October 24, 2022
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You shall tear up the ass look of your gf or bf every 4th of August
I sure am happy it's National tear that ass up day!
by NTTAUD August 4, 2021
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To severely injure yourself (especially knees or ankles) in a way that might possibly require surgery while participating in sports such as basketball, football or parkour.
Many basketball fans, particularly in Memphis love to ridicule Zion Williamson for the injuries and weight issues that caused him to miss a significant number of games but fail to mention how high flying Ja is one dunk away from tearing dem shits up himself just like in the 2022 playoffs.
by He-ro October 24, 2022
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