Teagued

The act of ejaculating in lieu of the imminent feeling of a bowel movement.

I was stuck in traffic and teagued my pants, but now i don’t have to take a crap.

by The_cooter November 26, 2021

Teagued

To get stolen from by Jeff Teague.

Rondo dribbles down the court tries to crossover and gets Teagued!!!

by WB10 November 30, 2015

teague

The ultimate of coolness. To do a Teague means the person must of done something which has really impressed everyone. It can only be a positive thing such as winning the lottery.

Oh man he won the lottery, he did a Teague!

by Allahmuha June 25, 2006

teague

to burn someone, the ultimate con job.

Man he teagued his grandpa for over 100k, pretending to go to law school.

by sucka just don't know March 19, 2009

Teagued

To get caught in a meaningless long conversation. A conversation that has no point or the point is drawn out unnecessarily.

I was teagued by Franklin when he called yesterday. Anywho, I was teagued when Kate called this morning.

by Elbert 311 May 8, 2018

Teague

Teague is an amazing girl but she has thick thighs and a saggy butt. Guys want a teague for her sense of humor cuz she's hella funny. Everyone should know a teague cuz she is just as unique as her name. She knows how to chill but finds getting mad at you super fun. Not everyone will find that teague is their soul mate, but she's a great girl to have around

John: This girl teague in my science class is so fucking funny!
Matt: U gonna smash?

John: Naw dude she ugly as fuck but I wanna get down and just hang

by Caroline Brady April 24, 2017

teague

One who fucks a fat bitch then lays on her like a couch. or act of laying on her like a couch after he fucks her. noun or verb

Hunter Hendricks is a teague

This bitch was so fat that after she got teagued he pulled her legs out like a fold out sofa.

by frontinlikemydaddy September 28, 2006