Tea cups

A perfectly normal erotic activity involving a guy slurping cum out of another guys belly button.

Bruce: "Hey sissy boys, I'm about to cum."

Gary: "Oooooh, cum in my belly button."

Steve: "Yeah cum in his belly button and I'll slurp it out."

Bruce: "We'll play tea cups!"

Steve: "Uh, but will you think I'm gay if I do this?"

Gary: "No we're all macho guys. We'll just pretend we're playing sports!"

by the original tea cup September 18, 2010

tea cups and bumper cars

to have sex

so day-man, did you take the lady to play a little tea cups and bumper cars this weekend?

by nagode September 15, 2009

Miss Tea Cups

An old queen who collects ceramics, cups, saucers, especially those of a Victorian age, to the exclusion of all else.

Mark used the settlement money from the workplace injury to buy another set of china. One look at that check and he became Miss Tea Cups all over again.

by Guillermo March 31, 2004

several cups of tea

A euphamism for sex - used paticularly in polite society and/or public places.

Often employed as a cover-up for a sentence already started.

Mr Parry's daughter is so hot! I really want to have se... veral cups of tea with the postman. What?

God, I'm so frustrated. I haven't had se... veral cups of tea today.

Tonight I'm going to get several cups of tea, even if I have to PAY for it...

by thesvenhunter October 17, 2006

Three Cups Of Tea

basically another phrase for torture
worst book EVER
school made me read it, wasted most of my summer and still barely passed the test.
NO ONE under 50 will enjoy this book--TRUST ME!!

student1-so did you read three cups of tea yet?
student2-yes!! pretty much the worst book EVA!!

teacher-so did anyone like this book?
(no one raises hand)

student3-what was the summer reading again?
studnet4-three cups of torture

by MVLR October 23, 2008

are you feeding the fish cups of tea?

A idiot thing my friend once said

Starts feeding the fish food from a mug

My friend: are you feeding the fish cups of tea?

by Amy_duck January 30, 2021

Different cups of tea for different poodles

1. A phrase that means different people like different things.

2. A substitute for the more common colloquial different strokes for different folks

1. I don't understand why John insists on taking the long way home, but different cups of tea for different poodles I guess.
2. I'm not sure what Laura sees in Paul. He's so gross. I guess it just goes to show different cups of tea for different poodles.

by a,sjdb March 7, 2024