The oppostie to tea bagging. A female straddles a mans head from behind while he is sitting upright.
"Dude, that lucky guy over there just got tea cosied!!"
by daffodil June 4, 2007
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1. Someone who wears a beanie on their head.

2. See also: beanie
Dats a nice tea cosy ya got, man!
by Johnny Virtual November 3, 2006
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Female victory humilation:

The celebratory act performed on a unconscience victim by squatting repeatable until the vagina touches the face. Female equivalent to teabagging.
by obvk July 13, 2020
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