Also known as one of the hottest men alive. Great abs, and an amazing actor. Hella sexy, and obviously gorgeous.
Been in Sharkboy and lava girl, Cheaper by the Dozen, Twilight, New moon and the guest celebrity on SNL.
Been in Sharkboy and lava girl, Cheaper by the Dozen, Twilight, New moon and the guest celebrity on SNL.
by Noeeel 101 February 11, 2010
An oiled, ken- doll like celebrity who doesnt own a shirt and cannot act.
First, he was sharkboy, and now, a werewolf.
What next? Uni- Dick? (thats unicorn dick)
First, he was sharkboy, and now, a werewolf.
What next? Uni- Dick? (thats unicorn dick)
by Blajhidh;eogrTIMMY! January 28, 2011
taylor lautner is so hot!
by prettypreppp July 1, 2010
by shamuuu4evaa. March 23, 2009
Taylor fan #1-OMG isnt Taylor Lautner so gorgeous?
Taylor fan#2-I know!
Taylor fan#3-if i was bella/kristen i would dump the sparkly vampire dude and be with jacob!!
Taylor fan#2-I know!
Taylor fan#3-if i was bella/kristen i would dump the sparkly vampire dude and be with jacob!!
by RandomCoolPerson101 April 8, 2010
HIIIIDDDEEEOUUUSS IDDDIIIOOTTIC actor with a completely deformed head and a high, nasally voice. THE. UGLIEST. PERSON. YOU. WILL. EVER. SEE.
Person 1: "What's that fat thing walking over there with the gay voice who doesn't own a shirt?"
Person 2: "Oh, that's Taylor Lautner."
Person 2: "Oh, that's Taylor Lautner."
by obamasucks18 November 13, 2010
taylor lautner is probably the most annoying young adult i have ever heard of. okay, hes got muscles, but HAVE YOU SEEN HIS NOSE. :| it is the most ugly and fat nose on this planet. google it, taylor lautners face... then zoom in. it gives poeple nightmares.
meanwhile, robert pattinson is sitting in the corner drinking a starbucks mocha frappucino while he daydreams about taylor's terrifying nozzle. taylor doesnt realise this, and so continues to dream about himself and how to style his mascara for breaking dawn part 1. its true.
meanwhile, robert pattinson is sitting in the corner drinking a starbucks mocha frappucino while he daydreams about taylor's terrifying nozzle. taylor doesnt realise this, and so continues to dream about himself and how to style his mascara for breaking dawn part 1. its true.
girl who has never seen taylor lautners nose- AHMYGAD. taylor lautner is just the sexiest thing on this planet. i mean, his face is just perfect, innit?!
me- eh no. *googles taylor lautners face* BOOM, its like death.
girl- AMFG that is just horrible. thats it hes lost me as a fan, that means he only has 500,342 left. yeah, google told me that. omg i have to tell everyone! ROBERT PATTINSON FTW. ;D
me- YAAAAAAAS.
(:
me- eh no. *googles taylor lautners face* BOOM, its like death.
girl- AMFG that is just horrible. thats it hes lost me as a fan, that means he only has 500,342 left. yeah, google told me that. omg i have to tell everyone! ROBERT PATTINSON FTW. ;D
me- YAAAAAAAS.
(:
by ew.checksyaface June 21, 2010