Tarzan Crabs

Pubic lice gifted by Satan with the awesome power of Tarzan's vine swinging abilities, usually seen hanging on the ends of a poor soul's pube, waiting to dive into the next patch of unexpecting ball fluff they come across.

Sex with Whores or Modern Female Musicians may result in Tarzan Crabs.

by SOMEONE GET A MOP! January 7, 2011

Tarzan Fuck

An act of sexual intercourse so soul-shakingly passionate it results in a tarzan-like moan from the male participant.

Devon: Come with me.
*20 minutes later*
Max: OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo....
Josh: Goddamnit, I understand it's great that she's giving it to him so good its turned into a Tarzan Fuck, but it's gonna keep us up all night!

by The Dusky Walrus October 24, 2010

tubesteak tarzan

Homosexual.

I didn't realize I was in a gay bar until I saw all the tubesteak tarzans hanging around

by TuckerJeremy May 22, 2009

wikipedia tarzan

Someone who jumps from page to page on wikipedia forgetting their original search in the pursuit of knowledge.

Boris: So whats the population of Hyvinkää?
Carl: no idea but, did you know that there are twenty different dialects of swedish?
Boris: wtf why are you such a wikipedia tarzan?

by pew pew pew man April 10, 2009

fat tarzan

A person with long hair who is swole and sexy but doesn't have a 6 pack.

Look how big fat tarzan is he's so muscular and sexy but all he misses is a 6 pack he looks a little fat

by Tubby57 December 2, 2017

Parisian Tarzan

This is the act of swinging from a ceiling or a bar, bollock naked, and ask the question "Cock or ball?" This can be done while trying to use you momentum to cock slap a female.

Rob nailed that bitch in the face doing a Parisian Tarzan.

by NobbyFensker August 5, 2009

Tarzan Boy

A very homosexual song by Baltimora. Used in many YTMNDs and some Listerine commercials.

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!

by k_tull88 August 19, 2005