League of Legends player that will never amount to much due to his toxicity and degrading of teammates.
Tarzaned is a colossal asshole.
by Graf Bukkakula November 14, 2016
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Tarzaned is a word describing a human being hardstuck in a high ranking ladder that always complains about balance changing in twitter.
How's the Tarzaned going ?

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by L9 Crew July 21, 2018
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Tarzaned is the definition of a humain being hardstuck in a high ranking ladder while still complaining about the balance changes of a video game 24/7 on Twitter .
How's the ''Tarzaned'' going ?
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by L9 Crew July 21, 2018
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A mentally deranged league of legends streamer with a huge ego who tells to other players that he will snap their necks and calls them waste of oxygen.
This guy reeks ar toxicity, a very toxic character playing the most toxic game.
He thinks himself to be some sort of Superhuman for being good at a videogame as adult and he looks down at everyone else as they are subhuman.
It's unbelievable how somebody would support this guy, look at the first definition, somebody would suck his cock for a session of coaching IN A FUCKING VIDEOGAME FILLED WITH MORE MENTALLY DERANGED PEOPLE.
Not to mention that he is an adult, literally an adult , acting 10000 more toxic than an edgy 12 years old kid who fucks your mom.
This guy is the perfect definition of narcisim.
If you support this guy with more than a view and you Genuinely think that he is 100% sane please seek mental help.
Person: Tarzaned is cool
Person2: you're mentally deranged
by Davvn June 7, 2022
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Drunken Tarzan is a sexual position where you invite someone back to your house and they watch you get a hand job while making direct eye contact.
Watching Bob get a drunken tarzan was the longest 2 minutes of my life.
by BeerdedWonder July 6, 2018
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When you are swinging from hemroid to hemroid while you are eating her ass
Felt like I was on Ninja Warrior as I was doing the Tarzan on her ass
by Kazrat March 19, 2022
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An ape man who wound up in Africa from England, was assigned Viscount, raised by apes, and is able to literally swing on vines using his bum-cheeks holding the bottom.

That begs the question...
Was Tarzan ever chaste before he met Jane? Or was he clappinโ€™ them gorilla cheeks? ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹
by MrWhomstDVe February 27, 2020
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