Skip to main content

Tarkov Addict 

Someone who is addicted to the video game Escape from Tarkov. Most commonly spotted by the huge bags under their eyes, Or the beard on their neck. Sometimes at random intervals they will speak of Tarkov. However Tarkov addicts can be very dangerous, If it is passed 3 am do not disturb them as they can get very aggressive after they lose millions in a big raid or getting killed by exfil campers. They will become very defensive so it is recommended that you do not speak or approach them. A very famous Tarkov addict is a streamer who goes by the name AquaFPS. Another famous user is Яан Кринал also known as Toasterbrain696, He is extremely aggresive whenever he comes out of his coom cocoon and will be hostile towards any life it detects. His back is curved and he now looks like a rat with a graphics card hanging out of his mouth. There also one Яан Кринал shoved halfway in his anus.
Toasterbrain696s friends in an intervention: Dude you need serious help, We got you a plane ticket to rehab in california, If you dont accept treatment then we cant watch you die over you're tarkov addiction.
Toasterbrain696: I HAVENT EVEN PLAYED FOR THAT LONG, I DONT HAVE AN ADDICTION, JUST BECAUSE I STABBED 27 PEOPLE TO DEATH AFTER LOSING MILLIONS IN A RAID IN TARKOV DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE AN ADDICTION.
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
More from Urban Dictionary

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
Load more