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Get the Tabbes mug.In a very funny SNL skit, Steve Forbes (played by himself) is alleged by a news anchor to have been the author of yet another anonymous book on Washington Politics. With great hilarity, Steve Forbes denies having written the book, even though one quote from the book says, "Teve Torbes definately has is going on!".
In common parlance, one might say, "Man, I know it was you Teve Torbes", alluding to the skit and pointing out the obvious truth that it was the man in question though he denies it, perhaps comically.
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Get the Tabes mug.In the event of smoking marijuana, trabes is called to secure the third position in rotation. Trabes is usually called immediately after nabes (2nd), and is sometimes followed by quads (4th), depending on how many people are smoking.
by ChroniQ October 20, 2009
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"so this woman stumbles into a bar...and she goes up to the bar, flops down on a stool and yells "TARBENDER!! BRING ME A MARTUNI!" and he is like "ok lady.." and brings her a martini and she slams it back, slams the glass back on the bar and kinda sways there for a minute. after a while she leans forward, slamming her hand down on the bar and yells drunkedly "Tar..TARBEnDER! Tarbender come over here! BRING ME ANOTHER MARTUNI!!" and he is like "okay lady..." and brings her another martini. she slams it back.. sways drunkenly for another few minutes.. after a little while she leans forward on the bar gesturing wildly and then hollers "t...Tarb. TARBENDER!! ...ender..Tarb.. TArBEnDER!!! COME OVER HERE!! Tarbender, you make the WORST MARTUNIS in the WORLD! they gave me heartburn." So the bartender is like "Look lady. First of all its 'bartender' not 'tarbender.' Second, its 'martini' not 'martuni.' And third you don't have heart burn, your tit is in the ashtry."
"so this woman stumbles into a bar...and she goes up to the bar, flops down on a stool and yells "TARBENDER!! BRING ME A MARTUNI!" and he is like "ok lady.." and brings her a martini and she slams it back, slams the glass back on the bar and kinda sways there for a minute. after a while she leans forward, slamming her hand down on the bar and yells drunkedly "Tar..TARBEnDER! Tarbender come over here! BRING ME ANOTHER MARTUNI!!" and he is like "okay lady..." and brings her another martini. she slams it back.. sways drunkenly for another few minutes.. after a little while she leans forward on the bar gesturing wildly and then hollers "t...Tarb. TARBENDER!! ...ender..Tarb.. TArBEnDER!!! COME OVER HERE!! Tarbender, you make the WORST MARTUNIS in the WORLD! they gave me heartburn." So the bartender is like "Look lady. First of all its 'bartender' not 'tarbender.' Second, its 'martini' not 'martuni.' And third you don't have heart burn, your tit is in the ashtry."
you are drunk at a bar.. the bartender is far away and ingnoring you (with good reason) so you yell "tarbender! hey tarbender!" (and hope he doen't spit in your beer...)
by tarbender February 4, 2005
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