Tanzy

Unfathomable physical, psychological, and spiritual trauma from eating misshapen food at a restaurant, which inevitably causes explosive diarrhea and projectile vomiting. The syndrome is difficult for medical and mental health professionals to diagnose, as they feature elements of psychosis, poly-substance use, and demonic possession.

"I've WebMDed my symptoms and it appears that I have butt cancer... or Tanzy."
"The plane had to have an emergency landing due to three of it's passengers presenting with Tanzy Fever."

"I'd rather have a finger in my buzzball and two broken gonads than endure Tanzy"

by Ronald Murphy September 25, 2017

Tanzy

Tanzy is a sweet, kind girl. She’s quiet and shy at first, but once she opens up, you’ll find her just as weird as everyone. She has many fandoms and reads and writes all the time. She’s amazing and the best friend you could ever ask for!

Person A: “wow! Tanzy is gonna be the valedictorian for sure!”

by IceCube15 July 14, 2018

tanzy

My dog

Tanzy, sit

by Jjaa February 18, 2017

Tanzy

A very loud girl who cannot keep her mouth shut when it comes to being serious. She is dumb and said that you can get your virginity back, and she is always taking peoples earphones. Don't hang around a Tanzy trust me you wont regret it. The End.

Boy 1: Yo you saw Tanzy yesterday?
Boy 2: Yeah she was wildin talkin bout she got her virginity back lmao
Boy 1: wtf she crazy crazy

by K Boi 3000 October 31, 2018

Tanzy

Long explanatory statement, usually in the form of a medium-length story, explaining the least relevant part of an ongoing conversation.

Fuck man, the dude went on a complete tanzy about the shittiest irrelevant thing we were talking about.

by KingOfToasters January 21, 2022

Tanzy

She a girl not funny but haha cat funny.

"Tanzy if you're reading that, you're not funny !"

by UwuBakaItadakimasu September 4, 2023

Tanzy

Shift team general, attractive nigga who get munyun and get shit dunyun

my boyfriend is such a Tanzy.

by Top Dog Law November 21, 2023