Tank Driver 

Someone who is too lazy to brush the snow off of their car before driving it and instead brush just enough off to see through. The result is a vehicle almost completely covered in snow with the exception of a small opening on the windshield thereby giving the vehicle the appearance of a tank.

I almost got hit by a tank driver as I drove into work today after the snow storm. He couldn't see me with all the snow on his car!

Tank Driver by Upper Tupper January 6, 2012

Tank Driver 

A skinny dude who has a sexual infatuation with fat women. Typically targets them as they're easier than high maintenance broads.

Harold: Man have you seen Johnny lately?
Tim: Nah he's been off driving tanks again.

Harold: he sure is one for them plus size girls. I guess he's a "tank driver" now.

Tank Driver by Hard Eric Sean August 12, 2016

tank driver 

When your riding tank driver your the Ga-gootz that has to sit in the middle back seat with two other ga-gootz's on either side of you.

Aw shit... i wanted to ride shotgun. but now i gotta ride tank driver.

tank driver by Mr fuzzy butt March 10, 2005

Tank Driver 

A skinny dude who has a sexual infatuation with fat women. Typically targets them as they're easier than high maintenance broads.

Harold: Man have you seen Johnny lately?
Tim: Nah he's been off driving tanks again.

Harold: he sure is one for them plus size girls. I guess he's a "tank driver" now.

Tank Driver by Hard Eric Sean August 12, 2016

Tank Driver 

A skinny dude who has a sexual infatuation with fat women. Typically targets them as they're easier than high maintenance broads.

Harold: Man have you seen Johnny lately?
Tim: Nah he's been off driving tanks again.

Harold: he sure is one for them plus size girls. I guess he's a "tank driver" now.

Tank Driver by Hard Eric Sean August 12, 2016

Tangdriver 

The alcoholic beverage Screwdriver, where orange juice has been substituted with Tang. Either pre-mixed or just straight vodka and powder.

I drank 8 Straight Tangdrivers last night, and puked in a mailbox on the way home.

Tangdriver by Sir Pukes-A-Lot November 9, 2012