When you're seven beers deep into a six-pack or halfway through a handle of Jack Daniels and you use the same excuse not to come in when your "on-call".
Joe knew that it was homecoming weekend and shit would be busy all weekend. He pounded his ninth Jim Beam/Diet Coke as he got called in to work to come help. Joe explained he coulnd't come in because he had been drinking, or in other words, he pulled a Tallahassee Newberry.
"Hey Eric, can you can come, we are short staffed tonight?". Eric replied with slurred speech, "Sorry Bro, I've been Tallahassee Newberrying all fucking weekend".
"Hey Eric, can you can come, we are short staffed tonight?". Eric replied with slurred speech, "Sorry Bro, I've been Tallahassee Newberrying all fucking weekend".
by MississippiQueen5432 October 8, 2020
Tallahassee lemonade
Tallahassee lemonade - When a particular Armenian man has the inability to lose weight
Did you see Mr dessert goes to the gym 18 times a week and there’s no change
Did you see Mr dessert goes to the gym 18 times a week and there’s no change
by The real bagman November 21, 2021
When a person tickles the penis with a feather and later shoves it down the mans urethra until he screams in agony.
by Big Papa Hay Hay May 18, 2017
It's a hot day, blowjob is on the menu. You tuck the marbles behind the hind. Full stretch. Seconds before the juice gets loose you release, slap underneath the chin. Concussion protocol
She's not lookin too good, hit her with the Tallahassee trebuchet. Getting her a helmet for christmas.
by Smilin Tonto January 16, 2023
The art of a Tallahassee nut job has been the objective of all females since its invention in 2019. It conaists of a lady perferably a beutiful one with beutiful eyes a nice smile and a gorgeous set of double d's jacking you off then just pefore climax yelling "Tallahasseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" and putting her finger up in the air before thrusting it into your asshole and continuing to thrust the shit put pf ypur asshole with her finger as you weep " Mr.Harlooooooooffffffff"
by Mr.Gustav May 31, 2018
Is the art of applying two mud crabs to both nipples and then setting the mud crabs on fire therefore making them squeeze harder
F partner: I'm feeling quite horny tonight
M partner: what would you like ;)
F partner: I feel like engaging in a Tallahassee titty twister
M partner: what would you like ;)
F partner: I feel like engaging in a Tallahassee titty twister
by Number bonds to 10 October 30, 2017
Spray hair-spray in your partners butthole and initiate anal sex to create pressure like loading a cannon. Wait for them to fart and be ready with a lighter and a tiki torch, when they fart light the fart on fire and watch as the tiki torch lights ablaze while shit is thrown at Mach speeds at the wall.
Last night i preformed a Tallahassee Torchlighter with my girlfriend and it was a struggle to clean up but was well worth it .
by BucketYT June 29, 2021