talk no jutsu

Talk no Jutsu (also known as Therapy no Jutsu), commonly abbreviated as TnJ, is Naruto Uzumaki's strongest jutsu. Using it, he can talk to the most evil, depressed, monstrous, horrible person and make them change their entire life's ideology in the matter of minutes.

This jutsu was taught to Naruto by his mentor Iruka Umino when he tried to save Naruto even though Naruto was blamed for his parents death. TnJ also seems to be Iruka Umino's only jutsu.

Obito Uchiha, is the only known Uchiha to be TnJ-able by Naruto but was at first unable to work and ends up strangling Naruto. So Naruto developed Punch no Jutsu, bringing Obito to a new level of TnJ and being TnJ-ed by himself. With the combined power of Sage Mode and Tailed Beast Mode, Naruto unlocked a new wallpaper for his TnJ, a wallpaper so powerful not even the parallax wallpapers of iOS 7 can defeat. It seems that Naruto enhances his Talk no Jutsu with Flashback no Jutsu, a variant of the mother jutsu which usually accompanies the former. Obito, in this case, was punched so hard that he was put into flashback and started to TnJ on himself.

Talk no jutsu is bullshit

talk no jutsu by Randomguy48 October 4, 2016

talk no jutsu

when guy who is good makes guy who is bad good

nagato: give world pain

naruto: world already have pain

nagato: oh nvm

(talk no jutsu used here)

talk no jutsu by arithmeticisbad March 7, 2021

Talk no Jutsu

The most OP jutsu in all of Naruto created by the 7th Hokage Naruto Uzumaki. This jutsu doesn't require any hand signs at all, just some depressing ass background music and a sob story that can relate to the opponents. What makes it even deadlier is that there is no counter for it and it doesn't even use up any of the user's chakra. Naruto has most notably defeated opponents such as Gaara, Nagato Uzumaki, and Obito Uchiha with this OP jutsu.

Naruto Uzumaki defeated Gaara of The Sand with the "Talk no Jutsu"

Talk no Jutsu by DuDe2DuBz February 19, 2021

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016