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take it to the face 

A) When someone is eating food very fast
B) When someone is drinking alcohol

C) When a girl gets skeeted on in the face or sucks a dick
A) Yo Nati Legend slow down a stop taking that burrito to the face.
B) I'm taking it to the face tonight!! (implying you will be drinking but don't want ur RA to overhear what ur talking about.)
C) I am going to be taking it to the face with my boyfriend tonight.
D) Take it to the face Guddie
take it to the face by bgg February 20, 2011
Words you can keep

take it to the face 

The thing you should not say to your dear friend's boss at a holiday fundraiser.
"Tyler likes to take it to the face, if you know what I mean." *wink*
take it to the face by Jesie January 2, 2008

take it to the face 

drink a 40 ounce without stopping for air.
Chug that shit bitch nigga!!! Take it to the face!!!

take it to the face 

what one must do when the situation reaches the apex of awkwardness

when you are surrounded by a) exboyfriends b) awkward fucks c)boyfriends exgirlfriends d)toolsheds e)basically any william and mary student

having to drink an entire bottle of andre by oneself to compensate for the awkwardness

so awkward that EVEN CRAT WILL SUFFICE
At an open, non-greek william and mary party, after the THIRD toolbag has tried to get you to dance with him...

"girls, this party sucks"
"take it to the face"

take it to the face 

i had to write a paper so i took some adderall to the face and got it done in 3 hours
take it to the face by jj April 8, 2005
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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