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Taco Surprise 

Taugh-co Ser-prize
When a naked woman bends over and you can see her vagina from behind. One step above mooning.
"Wow, that was some out of this world intercourse, I'll just pick up my panties and be on my way" BAM *Taco surprise*

"I walked into the change room and Cheryl taco surprised me! What a joker!"
Taco Surprise by Rad Chad April 21, 2014
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Taco Surprise 

Taugh-co Ser-prize
When a naked woman bends over and you can see her vagina from behind. One step above mooning.
"Wow, that was some out of this world intercourse, I'll just pick up my panties and be on my way" BAM *Taco surprise*

"I walked into the change room and Cheryl taco surprised me! What a joker!"
Taco Surprise by Rad Chad April 24, 2014

taco surprise 

During drunken doggystyle sex, the guy pulls out and pukes on the girl's back. He then proceeds to blow a load on top of the puke makeing a delicous concoction. To finish it off he dips a tortilla chip in the mixture then feeds it to the dirty ho.
"I just gave that nasty slut a taco surprise."
taco surprise by bmass33 November 10, 2008

Taco Surprise 

When you have anal sex and she starts shitting everywhere.
I was fucking this bitch in the ass, but then she gave me that taco surprise and I had to back out.
Taco Surprise by Pussbag McGee November 23, 2020

Black Jack Taco Surprise 

When a black guy pretends to creampie a girl. And then busts in her face.
Guy: Im done.

Girl: That was quick.
Guy: Sike. BLACK JACK TACO SURPRISE BITCH!!!!!!!!

poop taco surprise 

when you go down on a really hot chick and are surprised that her snatch smells like shit
poop taco surprise by poop pirate January 6, 2009

Taco Bell Suprise 

When you take a taco bell chalupa and place it on a girls vagina. You then fuck it in to her. After you eat it out while she sucks on your dick licking the sauce off it
Dude last night went to taco bell and got a taco bell suprise