Twag

A moron. Used offensively most of the time.

Person A: What a twag, he thought putting a battery in a blender would be a good idea!

by larkofthesky September 25, 2011

twag

To truient school. Me mark n andy walk round the village to miss lessons we dont like. Often involves writin faulse notes or shading out of school. Always fun especially in parks or woods smoking.
Either go into town, walk round the village or go to anyone's house hus parents arent in. Or visit someone who's genreally absent from school

Hey guys, you twagging ICT?

Hey, you missed out we twagged Maths

Hey, You twagging English

Hey, I hate history fo you want to twag it?

We took GCSE twagging

You get the point . . . .

by Fat Baby March 26, 2007

twag

A right bastard, a twat, a slag. Someone who's just a mean old prick.

Jeez, Bozza's a real twag today, ain't he?

by twagster September 15, 2009

twag

In conjunction with Twitter usage, to brag about one's tweet after the fact.

Dork: "Did you see what I said to spacepirateboy42? It was so funny!"
Me: "Dude, stop twagging, nobody gives a shit"

by lowerrightofthemitten July 19, 2009

Twag

To grass on someone.

Some scrote has twagged on me for stealing the staples from work.

by DaveBourne October 16, 2022

Twag

a cross between a Twat and a Fag

"He is such a Twag"-Lane Smith

by Brennan Schloo May 26, 2004

Twag

noun/pro-noun
A semi-mythical female with loose morals who has sexual relations with men while disregarding any emotional or practical consequences on both sides, often in the pursuit of direct or indirect monetary benefit.

This promiscuity is founded upon a false sense of self-regard, glorification and egotism.

advective
twaggy
twagness

I thought she was the one but she turned out to be a twag

There were a lot of girl behaving twaggy at the club

'twag it to the limit'

by Chishiba March 6, 2012