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tree horse house cat 

A tree horse house cat that likes to eat stars and ducklings.

cat stuck up a tree 

cat stuck up a tree refers to news, especially local news which is utterly pointless and of no interest to anyone whatsoever but talentless hacks put it on the telly nevertheless.
talentless hack from Border Television's Lookaround: "We are coming on live and exclusive coming from Hawick where there is a cat stuck up a tree"
cat stuck up a tree by Ryan Dollard November 26, 2006

Manas de cat in a tree 

An idiot who would sell his ps3 for an xbox and who drives around in a nissan micra because its cheaper.
He sold his ps3 For an Xbox (what a manas de cat in a tree)
Manas de cat in a tree by Staninja10 November 22, 2011

My cat was stuck in a tree and now he’s gone 

I woke up to see my cat outside my window on a tree

And he ran away , he’s gone with the wind guys
My cat was stuck in a tree and now he’s gone, my cat somehow got outside and was in a tree and he looked at me for two minutes and then ran away

tree catcher 

Someone who goes to ever socially organized event possible even tho they might not be welcome there. Originated among the lumberjacks when they'd cut down a tree the person who watch the tree fall and took the credit for cutting it down.
Just cause they invited you doesn't mean that you have to go you god damn tree catcher.
adj. a state of being;
adj. used by a wascher in their daily vernacular;
n. used to confuse others;
adj. someone's status;
treecat is in the same family as a zj
Samantha Wascher is treecat.
Matt Wascher is also treecat. (facebook status)

"hey, what the fuck is treecat?"
"shit, it's like a zj, if you have to ask, you probably can't afford it."
treecat by wascher October 21, 2008