todays youth

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Scallies,goths,moshers ,whatever youcall yourselves you have no beleifes You beleive in nothing <you are idiots

At least In the past the youth beleived in something ,such as Skinz beleivieved in white nationalism and punks were anarchists. hippy was liberals But what the fuck do any of you beleive in eh, nothing

What the fuck do goths beleive in,,... Mideval archetects or something what a bunch of idiots no wonder you get your arse kicked every week by scallys.

todays youth by KoMMunist Gulagz January 5, 2005

todays date

You use this site to often and used it as a search engine without thinking about why a dictionary would Know the date.

Todays date is in a callender not website used by sarcastic incels like me to mess with people.

todays date by French intesifies July 20, 2021

todays mathematics

It is a breakdown of the numerical values found in the date numbers. Because each number has a specific meaning, each date has its own mathematics.

Yo bro. What are todays mathematics looking like?

todays mathematics by ButtaBiscuit June 4, 2022

Todays going to be a good day

Something a person says to trick themselves into thinking the day isn't going to turn out horribly. It will. No one can stop it. Not even steve.
Or used for sarcasm when something bad happens to lighten the mood.

*yawns* 'Todays going to be a good day' -dog shits on the bed-

Todays going to be a good day by Toddthe3rd August 2, 2022

time to suck todays dick

When you have to do something that isn't fun

Student : I don't wanna go take that math test.

Other student: I know, time to suck todays dick

time to suck todays dick by Dale Denton January 27, 2018

sucking todays dick

as used in pineapple express - to continue your day get shit done.

guy1: whats up
guy2: nothing much just sucking todays dick!

sucking todays dick by deeeeezzzzzzzzz April 1, 2010

Suck Todays Dick

To take a massive rip out the bong (LUX Scientific or whatever you have) for the first time each day. Every day

yo, what time is it?

TIME TO SUCK TODAYS DICK!!!!!

Suck Todays Dick by All Day Every Day March 13, 2009

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026