a phrase used when somebody is not in the mood to deal with anything.
Arianna: “Not today

Lexi: “of course lol”
by southerngirl8 November 28, 2017
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The day it is now. Yesterday is always in the past and even tomorrow will be today when we get there.
Yesterday is gone, tomorrow's far off, today is for living. Enjoy it.
by Ceejay44 August 26, 2017
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A phrase about the God of Death. often spoken By Arya Stark Lady of Winterfell in times of hardship.

Not today Night king
There is only one God

and his is name is Death.

And there is only one thing

we say to Death.

“Not today”
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The current pre-determined expanse of time consisting of 24 hours that is unfolding at the exact moment that your consciousness is expierencing for the first time.
Today is a great day.
by A-person_yay March 28, 2014
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when you can be bothered with foolishness because your not in the mood .....
*your eating food

person one:u fat pig

you: NOT TODAY!! eric
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The present day. Started at the end of yesterday, the second it went past midnight, it became today. Today ends once it goes past midnight.

Also a song. The video for this song features Billy Corgan as an icecream man picking up a corss-dressing guitar player, and performing DIY.
"I have to get this done today"

"I shall paint my icecream van today"

"Today is
Today is
Today is
The greatest day
That I have ever known"
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
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