tmd

Can be used in a couple ways.
1. Touch My Dick

2. Touching My Dick

3. Touches My Dick

And can even be used in other ways like:

4. Touch YOUR Dick, etc.

5. Touch HIS/HER Dick, etc.

1. "Oh yeah bitch? Tmd."

2. "Hey what are you doing?" "I'm tmd."

3. "I hope she tmd."

4. "Smd? I'll tyd."

5. "What did you do with him?" "I tmd..."

by Oh yeah? Wanna go? July 10, 2010

tmd

To my dick

"Fuck wuteva you jack that shit tmd"

by FAINT! June 2, 2023

tmd

to my dick

him : aliyah just robbed me &’ stole my money

her : wow she’s a bitch .. aliyah tmd

by aliyah valencia February 9, 2021

TMD (Tucker Max Drunk)

The highest attainable level of drunkenness. Created by Tucker Max, a young man whose personal drinking stories have become an internet phenomenon.

After 18 shots of Jagermeister in less than two hours, I was beyond drunk; I was Tucker Max Drunk.

by Webster April 19, 2004

TMD (Tucker Max Drunk)

A state of intoxication which renders the drinker even more of a juvenile, self-centered, boorish dickhead than he was when sober. From tuckermax.com, a site dedicated to the puerile ramblings of a sick SOB.

You think I'm a total loser now? Wait 'til I get TMD on this half-gallon of vodka... then I'll really be a complete fucking idiot.

by Satyr September 15, 2004

TMD (Tucker Max Drunk)

Excessively drunk. Falling down, not knowing what the word blue means drunk.

We arrived at the party with a good buzz hence the downward spiral into Tucker Max Drunk.

by Chuck B. April 14, 2003

tmd

That's my daddy

My boyfriend so sexy, tmd

by HowardDELTA December 12, 2016