TLP 

The Last Pures, the greatest RuneScape clan to ever grace the game. Full of pures with godlike stats and insane amounts of cash money piles. Also known as The Largest Penises, Oprah Winfrey once described them on his/her show as "a group that does not forgive, that does not forget, they have over 9000 penises, and they're all raping children." Surprisingly there is only 150 members in The Last Pures meaning each member has 60 penises.

Ex. 1:
Mayhem Makers Leader: "TLP just asked us for a run in, what do you guys think?"
Mayhem Makers: "HOLY SHITCOCK NO ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?"

*throws down teletabs simultaneously*

Ex. 2:
Addy is our daddy.

TLP by THEBESTTHEBESTTHEBEST October 17, 2009

tlp 

tight little pussy; a pussy so tight that when u finally do get ur dick in, it fits like a glove

"Damn i'd like to slide my dick into mike's sister's tlp," moaned Dan.

tlp by dan durso July 5, 2006

TLP 

Taiwanese Little Pants. Pertaining to an asian male of Taiwanese descent whose pantalooms are extremely overlysized for his small package.

Damn Brian is a total TLP.

TLP by redman2011 May 21, 2011

TLP 

Acronym for Tiny Lady Penis.

You should probably wear underwear or you might accidently show your TLP to a crowd of people when you get off a scooter.

TLP by Highlander22 January 22, 2010

TLP 

A tiny little penis.

I would have screwed that guy but he had a TLP!

TLP by Sayrah January 2, 2007

TLP:KREBS 

When you decide that Traffic Light Protocol (TLP) levels are whatever you want them to be.

Pssshhh. It’s TLP:GREEN but I’ll just make it TLP:KREBS and share it with everybody.

TLP:KREBS by DeathByChumley October 29, 2020

Tlp_e 

A guy that is a youtuber that is racist and loves sucking boba black balls

Tlp_e loves sucking black balls

Tlp_e by FuckemBitches April 24, 2022