A guy who claims he can never go anywhere because he has too much work to do
Bro 1: you coming to that sick party tonight!?
Bro 2: can’t man…I have to write a 6000 page paper…
Bro 1: ya ok bro stop being such a TJ
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wow! I never realized how tall I was!!1!
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The pure fucking embodiment of sexiness who is friends with benefits to a little man with split dyed hair who can't do shit for himself. Can do very nice impressions of hot skeleman, and is the definition of a malewife but better.
"Ay yo do you know TJ?"

"GRRRRR GGREGFASHDFTRAFSDTYFSHD *goes rabid*"
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weird ass boomer larper that throws tantrums all day
"This bitch TJ is blocking people again"
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Tj is very smexy 🤪 they are not to be fucked with. Most of the time the Tj is nice but if you get on their nerves a little too much they will not hesitate to hit you 😕
Most Tj’s are really sensitive and need reassurance.
If you hurt them I will chop your penis off 😘
-i wish I was Tj’s bae
-Tj is supah smex
by By Tj’s future bae November 21, 2021
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Tj is smex 🤪 they are not to be fucked around with lol. They are very much wifey material, a Tj like the one I’m talking about

Is very sensitive and needs reassurance all the time so be nice!! 😡😡 or else I’ll break your dick off 😘
I wish Tj was my bae
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TJ, a person who struggles with spelling even though his smart phone does most words for him.

The typical TJ has poor hygiene standards and always wears a red hoodie!

The type of person who would write 'Alr' instead of 'alright'
TJ
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