Tie Your Shoes

also: Tie Shoes, Tie My Shoes, etc.
A euphamism for fellatio.

Vera will totally tie your shoes if she gets drunk enough.

or

Brandy decided to tie my shoes right there in the car. It felt great.

by Elder Rabbit December 24, 2008

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Tie your shoes

A blowjob in which a man is sitting in a chair and someone is sucking him

Guy 1: Did Vanessa tie your shoes last night?
Guy 2: Hell yeah it felt great!

by CJC Killa January 06, 2017

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An expression of sarcastic pity or sympathy.

Person 1: Like, oh. my. gawd. I broke a nail!!! I'm, like, dying!
Person 2: (sarcastically) Awww, I'll tie your shoe at your funeral.

by Dr. McP May 08, 2006

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He is a Very cool dude

If you meet him make sure to get his autograph because woah he’s an awesome guy :)

Person 1:Wait thats is that LEO TIE YOUR SHOE LACES!!!
Person 2:cooleo
Person 3:woah that really is cool dude Leo!!

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you really cappin or tryin a bih so tie your shoes

by 4kt.slim33 March 08, 2019

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Literally means to pull the laces tight and knot them in order to keep your shoes from falling off.

You need to tie your shoes otherwise you're going to stumble and fall

by cyanide_sun1660 October 08, 2023

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