This is not a drill 

That phrase you always hear when the good guys are faced with imminent danger that requires there participation in the defense of a particular strategic location. Of course, the big tough guy who is rudely waking the cadets from their slumber would probably say it even if it WAS a drill.

Manly Sergeant: Everybody out! This is not a drill!

Everybody Else: **Frantically puts on gear**

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School Teacher: Everybody out! This is not a drill!

Kid: You know what? Somehow I doubt it. I think I'll just go finish up my chem homework while you guys go stand in the rain.

This is not a drill by Enough Free Time to Post on UD January 9, 2011

This is not a drill 

Indicates surprise, shock, disbelief or urgency. Preferably spelled using ALL CAPS. See also: OMG, WTF, For real, Legit

This is not a drill. My dad just road my hoverboard to Chipotle

Miley & Liam are back together. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

This is not a drill by Rando Kalrizzian April 25, 2016

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004