theme park

a place where those with cash to blow go to scare the shit out of themselves in a pleasing and fun manner. also a place to get overpriced food that tastes like crap.

guy1: hey lets go to a theme park!
guy2: so we can ride the rollercoasters and shit our pants?
guy1: hell ya!
guy2: lets go!

by drucifer0 March 27, 2008

Theme Park

A ho; everybody has ridden her therefore she is a theme park.

Dude, don't go out with her you might catch something. She's a theme park.

by Quickstar29 July 12, 2010

Theme park

The location used by tourists who claim to have visited the country but instead stayed at the hotel the whole time.

- they haven’t visited the real country they just moved geographically.

Friend “ where have you been this summer?”
You “ i’ve been to Portugal and went to a resort.“
Friend “ so you stayed at a theme park.”

by THELATINKID April 21, 2021

Theme Park

An area used to make money

Wan't to go to the theme park?

by Kaptajn_Randorff June 10, 2021

theme park

In a video game, a scripted event with limited interaction, also known as a "rail shooter" sequence. Heavy on narration or plot, but less free-form than the rest of the game's action. Used when the designer doesn't want the player to wander around or waste time.

Often resembles actual attractions at a real theme park.

Only issue I see, 8 minutes of theme park until you get to do something.

But it's a great "theme park" ;-)

by nayhem October 24, 2011

theme park walk of shame

This is when you get in line for a ride at a theme park, yet towards the end of the queue your nerves take over, and you decide against it. Then you have to walk back through the crowd while they subtly intimidate and laugh at you, hence walk of shame.

I was gonna go on Colossus with a friend, but once we got to the end of the queue I pussied out and had to do the theme park walk of shame.

by Kempo September 6, 2006

Theme Park Coastin

The youtuber who is actually GOD!!!! He is too intelligent for us mere mortals to understand

OH MY GOSH!!!! IT'S THEME PARK COASTIN!!! I AM HIS BIGGEST FAN!!!!

by The BIG Dicktionary November 19, 2020