A sexual technique / practical joke.
For a male to pull his own rod and shoot his load on someone. This male must be stationed by a window ledge, on a bridge, on a tree or basically any height by which innocents may pass. On the point of ejaculation, said male must aim his spray at a passer-by, creating a similar scenario to a pigeon crapping on this passer-by. When the passer-by looks up, instead of finding a snarsy, giggling pigeon, they will instead find a dangling penis and ballsack and potentially an extra drop or two.
*Note* This can also become a couples event. As long as the partner has a steady hand and understands the tempo at which the "shooter" likes to masturbate at.
For a male to pull his own rod and shoot his load on someone. This male must be stationed by a window ledge, on a bridge, on a tree or basically any height by which innocents may pass. On the point of ejaculation, said male must aim his spray at a passer-by, creating a similar scenario to a pigeon crapping on this passer-by. When the passer-by looks up, instead of finding a snarsy, giggling pigeon, they will instead find a dangling penis and ballsack and potentially an extra drop or two.
*Note* This can also become a couples event. As long as the partner has a steady hand and understands the tempo at which the "shooter" likes to masturbate at.
Passer-by (To self): "awww, not a pigeon crap, on my new Armani suit! I've got an important international business meeting in a minute. (Looking up into the tree he is passing)
Naked tree-man: "You just hit with The Pigeon BITCH!"
Passer-by: "You don't mean to tell me this is semen? Oh SHIT, OH SHIT"
Naked tree-man: "You just hit with The Pigeon BITCH!"
Passer-by: "You don't mean to tell me this is semen? Oh SHIT, OH SHIT"
by ThePatientPigeon March 28, 2010
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Directioner: *sees a pigeon* Look! It's Kevin!
Random person: What?
Louis Tomlinson: *makes dog noises while wiggling Kevin the pigeon*
Random person: What?
Louis Tomlinson: *makes dog noises while wiggling Kevin the pigeon*
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"I guess this is what it's like
The life of a pigeon
I know we're hard-pressed to find some common ground
But I won't let this world wipe me out"
Pigeons are known as annoying, good-for-nothing birds by a lot of people. The main meaning behind Hank the Pigeon is that you should keep on pulling your weight in the world even if people try to knock you down.
"I guess this is what it's like
The life of a pigeon
I know we're hard-pressed to find some common ground
But I won't let this world wipe me out"
Pigeons are known as annoying, good-for-nothing birds by a lot of people. The main meaning behind Hank the Pigeon is that you should keep on pulling your weight in the world even if people try to knock you down.
Jenna: What's up with The Wonder Years and the whole pigeon thing?
Tay: That's Hank the Pigeon, and it's basically their mascot, but it actually has meaning behind it.
Tay: That's Hank the Pigeon, and it's basically their mascot, but it actually has meaning behind it.
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