the virgin

A sex act involving penetration through a jelly donut.

I had to wash my cool penguin sheets after performing "the virgin" on her.

by faggoth88 December 10, 2009

The virgin

A sex position when you stand there doing nothing, having imaginary sex. Hence the word virgin.

*girl stands up in the middle off class*
teacher: what the fuckery are you doing?
girl: shhh.. I'm doing the virgin. Ahhh.. feels nice.

by thatvirgingirl January 2, 2012

The Virgin

a definition (also a meme) or an act of doing something in a manner that protrudes complete failure, rejection or causes a person or an object to be unnoticed, judged, mocked, shamed, or act very timid.

The virgin first time
the virgin struggle
the virgin sit
the virgin shit
the virgin study
the virgin gamer
the virgin xbox
the virgin attempt
the virgin white
the virgin programmer
the virgin chad
the virgin professor

by Pumped jack October 26, 2017

The Virgin Mary's hymen

That which was ripped wide open and torn asunder when the Messiah was born. In keeping with the belief of immaculate conception, Jesus Christ must have been the one to rip his own mother's hymen, and in a way pop his own mother's cherry. This can be used as an explanation for his odd behavior later in life.
Many christians celebrate the breaking of the Virgin Mary's hymen on the 25th of December every year.

The Virgin Mary's hymen got all torn and bloody, hahaha.

by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009

The Virgin Mary

1)Mother of Jesus Christ.
2)Often appears to the people (when I say people, I mean the Mexicans) in the form of Tortillas.
3)A very smart woman...
4)Possibly the most popular figure or icon on the Catholic faith, since the Catholic faith does not have a history of empowering women, so she's a nice example for all ladies, isn't she???
5)Mary the Virgin, not Mary Magdalene. Can't confuse them. Two different stories. The other one is a whore.

"Oh my God, it's a miracle! The Virgin Mary appeared to me in my freezer!"

by @n@rchist June 22, 2008

The Virgin Bukkake Conveyor Belt

When a woman/man sits upon a rotating conveyor belt, only to be surrounded by vast amounts of virgin men who are dying to get a load off and who are also quick on the trigger. The woman lets the man blow his load wherever he so pleases, only within seconds to be surprised by another "snowball", and then another. As men get their load off, they get out of line and let the next man in line get his turn.

Speed and size may vary.

As a soccer mom unloads her shopping cart on to the conveyor belt of the supermarket,

her mind becomes fogged with nostalgia from the past due to the graphic events that she

experienced while enjoying the The Virgin Bukkake Conveyor Belt Bukkake, each item she grabs reminds her of

the of men she has once pleased.

She loses it and hops on top of the belt, only to have all of
the male employees join in on the festivities.. Her child looks at her in shock and awe.

by The Masked One March 8, 2014

The Virgin Mary

You find a hot ass virgin that knows shes fine and wont give it up. Knock her ass out with a brick to the head, make sure shes out cold, but dont kill her, then dog that chick without a rubber. Hit it like three times or so to make sure to get her ass pregnant. Clean her ass up so that she dont know what happened when she wakes up. Then bring her back to her house n tell her rents or roommates that she passed the fuck out. 9 months later a kid pops out

I dogged this chick good last night, gave her the virgin mary, hope its a boy

by C-Roi December 18, 2007