the vest

The puffy vest worn by every director for every film they shoot. It gives them power.

Man, he is wearing the vest. He's ready to direct.

by Alex Vixen June 17, 2016

The Vest

The name people round cheshunt and waltham cross call Danny Howell

Alright bro, have you seen the vest about? he owes me a score...

by Danny Howell December 19, 2020

close to the vest

keep something secret, to hold something close so no one else can see it

Though it was just a friendly game of Go-Fish, Henry kept his cards close to the vest, not letting anyone else see which cards he held.

He played the murder close to the vest so he could work out all the details before the police found out.

by social catalyst February 11, 2006

Tight to the vest

A embarrassing secret that is youtubable but the person who calls it believes it shouldn't be so they call "Tight 2 the vest "

Person 1:Hey look at this someone get this on YouTube coz a human banana foster just happened

Person 2 : keep this tight to the vest

Person 1: DANG IT I WAS GONNA YOUTUBE IT BUT NOW I CANT

by Faithmoriahfaith April 25, 2019

Took one in the vest

To "Take One In The Vest" is a saying that security officers on the Seattle waterfront used for breaking up with a bitch instead of marrying her, who later went on to fuck somebody else over.

Cause if you take the bullet in the vest it hurts like a motherfucker but you get over it.

"So I heard you broke up with Megan"

"Yeah I took one in the vest"

by Officer Friendly September 28, 2007

The Vestibule

Described as a "test run" of the IGN boards, it is currently the most-used forum on IGN. It is frequently called "The Spam Board". As of 2005, the Vestibule has accumulated over 100 million posts. It is commonly referred to as "Teh Vesti" or "The Vesti" by its regulars. At the beginning of 2006, the Vesti was nearly overrun by noobs, or newly registerd users. Many of these users spammed the boards unmercifully to add posts to their post count. The Vestibule lost many regulars in 2006 including: The.Boss, raffaelhookel, and Charcoal2k. Since then, many users have complained that The Vestibule has declined in quality.

I'd better fap furiously to this pic of goddess bunny because it's on The Vestibule!!!!11one11!!!

by Ivebeenpermad August 6, 2006

the vesti

a place on the internet full of geeks who can't get laid and are mean and sarcastic. in other words.. the best place in the world.

I went to the vesti today and they called me a douchebag.

by hahaha July 20, 2004